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Old Apr 30, 2007 | 11:04 AM
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A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her
room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and
noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched
her. They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy
as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out
of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd
close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his
wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.

The husband said, "I'm not sure....maybe she choked?"
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Old Apr 30, 2007 | 11:40 AM
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You weren't supposed to say ORAL sex.
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Old Apr 30, 2007 | 12:05 PM
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oral sex is not sex?
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Old Apr 30, 2007 | 12:14 PM
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No, but he gave away the punchline. She showed feeling in her "private" area, not her mouth.
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Old Apr 30, 2007 | 12:22 PM
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Old Apr 30, 2007 | 01:29 PM
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Old Apr 30, 2007 | 04:15 PM
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lol
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official cause of death - protein overdose
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Old Apr 30, 2007 | 04:45 PM
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should i feel bad for laughing at this one
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Old May 1, 2007 | 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted by bigygf,Apr 30 2007, 05:45 PM
should i feel bad for laughing at this one
Yes.
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