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Old Mar 22, 2005 | 09:41 AM
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Job Applicant.

A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"

"Yes," he says. "I was in VietNam for three years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then the interviewer asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."

The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now.
The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M.
You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M."

The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M."

"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls.......
no point in you coming in for that."


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Old Mar 22, 2005 | 09:43 AM
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so what if the employee is a female. What does she scratch? or does she come in at 10am also?
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Old Mar 22, 2005 | 09:43 AM
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Old Mar 22, 2005 | 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by S2020,Mar 22 2005, 01:43 PM
so what if the employee is a female. What does she scratch? or does she come in at 10am also?


You sure she doesn't have any?
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Old Mar 22, 2005 | 10:46 AM
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Old Mar 22, 2005 | 11:53 AM
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Old Mar 22, 2005 | 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,Mar 22 2005, 03:53 PM
Your ball scratching days are numbered my freind! Soon its donuts
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Old Mar 22, 2005 | 12:52 PM
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I know, I'm actually gonna have to "work" for a living.
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Old Mar 22, 2005 | 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by S2020,Mar 23 2005, 02:43 AM
so what if the employee is a female. What does she scratch? or does she come in at 10am also?
She can scratch your balls for you, Ninh !!
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