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Old May 6, 2004 | 06:53 PM
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where did c bass go?
haven't seen him for awhile
nads across his nose
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Old May 6, 2004 | 08:00 PM
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c-bass loves his nads.
more than he can ever know...
obsessed with his nads...
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Old May 6, 2004 | 08:14 PM
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I lose at poker...
I don't have three of a kind.
He has a full house....
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Old May 6, 2004 | 08:39 PM
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I like my cold beer...
It tastes good. Two Vicodin.
Your name again, please....
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Old May 6, 2004 | 08:46 PM
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Las Vegas. Yes? No?
I will only lose money...
Ten dollar hooker....
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Old May 6, 2004 | 08:51 PM
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Originally posted by morgan
I like my cold beer...
It tastes good. Two Vicodin.
Your name again, please....


here the rabbit craps
all over the kitchen sink
someone clean it up
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Old May 7, 2004 | 07:08 PM
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My penis is small...
Oh, Well... What can I do now?
My cat doesn't mind....
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Old Aug 25, 2006 | 09:22 AM
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where did morgan go?
i miss the peeing cat guy
come on back morgan!
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Old Aug 25, 2006 | 09:27 AM
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Mornin' beanolo
This haiku is for you mang
Greet the sun and poop
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Old Aug 25, 2006 | 09:37 AM
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awesome! a poop-ku
much appreciated man
free golden shower!
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