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Old Dec 12, 2007 | 11:45 AM
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sometimes i eat poo
its because i like to eat
not because im fat
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Old Dec 12, 2007 | 12:47 PM
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Why would you eat poo
Poo is not too good for you
Find something better
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Old Dec 12, 2007 | 12:55 PM
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Winds of change blowing
Fed setting up auction house
this tells me chaos
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Old Dec 12, 2007 | 01:13 PM
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My pee smells funny
I ate some asparagus
Asparagus rules
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Old Dec 12, 2007 | 01:16 PM
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magical dust falls
around my anus piehole
whoa. here come the dwarves
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Old Dec 12, 2007 | 04:07 PM
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dwarves around bean's hole
dancing happy little dwarves
why the big grease tub?
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Old Dec 12, 2007 | 05:00 PM
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dragonflies sleeping
under the dappled fern leaves
the warm mist rises.
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Old Dec 12, 2007 | 05:04 PM
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The pale rising moon
Shedding silver tears it sees
I remain alone.
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Old Dec 12, 2007 | 05:06 PM
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My chocolate cookie
It's wet and dripping with milk
I bite with pleasure.
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Old Dec 12, 2007 | 05:08 PM
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Hear the VTEC roar!
I slide into a ravine
my brakes are not good.
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