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Old Dec 12, 2007 | 05:49 PM
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A bunch of Pringles,
a bottle of bad red wine.
A night alone.
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Old Dec 12, 2007 | 05:52 PM
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My right leg is cramped.
My back needs a good massage,
but I'm flying home.
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Old Dec 12, 2007 | 05:53 PM
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I concentrate hard
and answer as best I can.
Soon I'm off the hook.
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Old Dec 12, 2007 | 05:57 PM
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Dew drops on the leaf,
magnify the morning sun
tremble in the breeze.
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Old Dec 12, 2007 | 06:00 PM
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Old Dec 12, 2007 | 09:34 PM
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Old Dec 13, 2007 | 04:42 AM
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Nice haiku HapyBrian
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Old Dec 13, 2007 | 05:34 AM
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Snowfall is predicted
Much ado about nothing
No flakes yet fallen
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Old Dec 13, 2007 | 06:46 AM
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so heres a story
while driving home yesterday,
i ran out of gas
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Old Dec 13, 2007 | 10:27 AM
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homoerotic
you guys are so very gay
all these penis jokes
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