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Old Dec 13, 2007 | 05:29 PM
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Peanuts are awesome
and beer is even better
but both are the TOPS
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Old Dec 13, 2007 | 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by wicky,Dec 13 2007, 06:10 PM
"rofls" is 2 syllables
Wicky made me think
How can that shitheel read back?
Yet again :cornfused:
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Old Dec 13, 2007 | 10:08 PM
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i had a drink it
was a scotch and soda
it was refreshing
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Old Dec 14, 2007 | 05:35 AM
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Old Dec 14, 2007 | 07:36 AM
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wicky has come in
to layeth the smacketh down
don't do it again
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Old Dec 14, 2007 | 08:29 AM
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Beanolo cannot
contemplate his gaping hole
catching everyone
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Old Dec 14, 2007 | 09:21 AM
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is that a limerick
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Old Dec 14, 2007 | 01:17 PM
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Limerick; a place
I have yet to go visit
I will get drunk there
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Old Dec 15, 2007 | 02:12 PM
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sex is fun to do
girls are fun to do it with
cars are fun to drive.
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Old Dec 20, 2007 | 07:59 AM
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Fisting small midgets
Is not a good substitute
For good hand puppets
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