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Yank what?
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Right
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Vibrator
0
0%
Paint mixer
3.70%
Belt sander with #600 wet-or-dry paper
3.70%
Masterbation is forbidden in my house.
7.41%
I'm saving myself for marriage.
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Which hand do you yank it with?

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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 09:19 AM
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Masturbation Myths
From Denise Witmer, Your Guide to Parenting of Adolescents.

Myth
It's more acceptable for boys to masturbate than girls.

Fact
It's natural for boys and girls to masturbate -- both do it.

Myth
A child who masturbates has been exposed to sexual information that is not appropriate for his/her age.

Fact
From birth, children explore their bodies by touching. They learn this feels good. Showing knowledge of sexual acts besides masturbation could mean they've been exposed to inappropriate sexual information.

Myth
Masturbation causes acne or loss of eyesight.

Fact
This oldie but goodie probably ties to the fact that teenagers generally start masturbating around the same time puberty hits, which is also the time of acne and when many teens get glasses.

Myth
Masturbation causes sexually transmitted diseases.

Fact
In order for a disease to be "transmitted," you need two people. Mutual masturbation is actually taught in some sex education courses as a way to avoid sexually transmitted diseases.

Myth
Masturbation causes hair to grow on your palms.

Fact
About 98% of adults have reported that they've masturbated at some time in their lives. I don't know anyone with hair on their palms. How about you?

Myth
Teenagers shouldn't masturbate often, as they will lose the ability to have children.

Fact
Teenagers will tend to masturbate more often than adults as their hormone levels are at the highest they will be in their lifetime. Remember to knock when their door is closed - and don't worry - they will still be able to give you grandchildren.
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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 09:21 AM
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Damn it to hell George!! You forgot the BITSA option!!
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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 09:25 AM
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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by zdave87,Jun 19 2006, 10:21 AM
Damn it to hell George!! You forgot the BITSA option!!
OK, Dave, this for BITSA:

http://www.parenting-ed.org/handout3/Speci...asterbation.htm
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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 09:27 AM
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There's also no option for both left and right.
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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 09:29 AM
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Or large orafice pencil sharpener.
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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 09:29 AM
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"Fight For Your Right to Masturbate" - Nerf Herder

They put you down and call you crazy
Say "You're disgusting and uncool!"
Just because you like to touch yourself
Out by the public swimming pool

You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!

You used to do it in the park
But the powers that be didn't like it
THey called you "pervert" and "criminal"
Now you have to use a blanket

You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!

You've got to fight!
Pass the acorn butter!
7-11 two for a dollar!

They say that you'll go blind
And your ruining your health
But how can anybody love anyone in this crazy world
If you can't love yourself?

You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!

You've gotta fight! Awww...
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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 09:30 AM
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"He's My Best Friend" - Jellyfish

i've known him all my life
it seems so inconceviable
at thirteen we shooks hands but we've
been always inseparable
he's cinnamon on my toast we're so
close

that's not to say we haven't had our
share of arguments
he's so unpredictable he winks
acknowledgments
when i would rather he closed his eye
than push me aside

my hand's a five leaf clover
it's palm sunday over and over
i never had the luck of swingers
till i was wrapped around your finger

he's my best friend
he's my best friend
he's my best friend
i'm his best friend
he's my best friend

you don't need a brain to have a
stroke of genius
or a beautiful girl to let down
your curls
cause growing up is hard enough
when your a powderkeg for
powderpuffs
(whether we're stayin' in or hanging out)
i'd never ask another on a date to
the ball
he doesn't need a rubber sweater or
alcohol
cause he gets tipsy from exchanging looks
and a little misty reading sticky
blue dirty books

but he's my best friend
he's my best friend
i'm his best friend
he's my best friend

my hand's a five leaf clover
it's palm sunday over and over
i never had the luck of swingers
till i was wrapped around your finger

he's my best friend
(we could hold hands for hours)
he's my best friend
(in the bedroom or shower)
he's my best friend
(i pick him up when he's feelin down)
he's my best friend
(i guess he's always been hangin around)
he's my best friend
(he gets lonely now and then)
he's my best friend
(and he gets shy around another men)
I'm his best friend
(it seems i've reached the end of my best friend)
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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 09:31 AM
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I'm too lazy to reverse this in P-shop.


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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Jun 19 2006, 09:31 AM
I'm too lazy to reverse this in P-shop.



egami detsop resu
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