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Which hand do you yank it with?

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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 11:07 AM
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The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 11:12 AM
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Looks like we should shake hands with the left hand at any future corner meets...
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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 11:18 AM
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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by jasonw,Jun 19 2006, 12:07 PM
http://stranger.urbanup.com/70692

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The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
Now there's a concept!
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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by jasonw,Jun 19 2006, 11:12 AM
Looks like we should shake hands with the left hand at any future corner meets...
We've always been a bit sinister.
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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by jasonw,Jun 19 2006, 12:12 PM
Looks like we should shake hands with the left hand at any future corner meets...
In Turkey, you can't eat with your left hand, which is reserved for toilet functions.
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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 01:28 PM
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:sand....thebelt:
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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Jun 19 2006, 01:26 PM
In Turkey, you can't eat with your left hand, which is reserved for toilet functions.
That goes for a goodly chunk of the world.

Speaking of which. . . has anyone had those chocolate-covered mini-pretzels? They're mighty tasty.
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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 01:31 PM
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If mine was bigger, I'd use both. Instead, I just use my pinkie.
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Old Jun 19, 2006 | 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Jun 19 2006, 02:29 PM
Speaking of which. . . has anyone had those chocolate-covered mini-pretzels? They're mighty tasty.
Try sending some to the white house.
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