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Yank what?
2
7.41%
Right
11
40.74%
Left
2
7.41%
Vibrator
0
0%
Paint mixer
1
3.70%
Belt sander with #600 wet-or-dry paper
1
3.70%
Masterbation is forbidden in my house.
2
7.41%
I'm saving myself for marriage.
1
3.70%
I'm a man of the cloth, thank you.
2
7.41%
F U C K -- instead!
5
18.52%
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Which hand do you yank it with?

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Old Jun 20, 2006 | 11:42 AM
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Q: If mothers have Mother's Day as their holiday and fathers have Father's
Day as their holiday, what holiday is for bachelors?

A: Palm Sunday.
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Old Jun 20, 2006 | 11:44 AM
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If God didn't want us to masturbate
he would have given us shorter arms.
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Old Jun 20, 2006 | 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by wicky,Jun 20 2006, 11:01 AM
so I'm the only one saving myself for marriage?
Which marriage?
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Old Jun 20, 2006 | 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom,Jun 20 2006, 02:24 PM
Depends on what I'm sitting on
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Old Jun 20, 2006 | 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Jun 20 2006, 11:05 AM
Dude the institution failed you..why would you?
not the institution. SHE failed. I will blame no other for her faults.
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Old Jun 20, 2006 | 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by wicky,Jun 20 2006, 04:27 PM
not the institution. SHE failed. I will blame no other for her faults.
That is NOT The American way.
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Old Jun 20, 2006 | 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by jasonw,Jun 20 2006, 11:44 AM
If God didn't want us to masturbate
he would have given us shorter arms.

Tyrannosaurus comes to mind!!!
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Old Jun 20, 2006 | 04:43 PM
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Damit George! you don't even remember your own thread????!!!1!!
https://www.s2ki.com/forums/index.php?showt...0&#entry1563220
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Old Jun 20, 2006 | 04:47 PM
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Old Jun 20, 2006 | 04:49 PM
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I remember reading somewhere that masturbation can lead to amnesia...
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