https://www.huffpost.com/entry/comic...b05af50dcb1f11

 

I will be right back. I need to go and remove my pants.

 

I dislike wearing pants, I wish I could live somewhere without pants, it is just so liberating, lol. It would have to be a warm place though. I don't like the idea of sitting down without pants though, that is gross. Just walking around and letting the boys sway in the wind !

 

is this one of those Scottish thing?

 

That reminds me of a joke. A Scotsman stumbles out of a bar and starts walking down the road to his house. Too drunk to make it there, he lays down on the side of the road in a field and passes out. A woman is walking home and spots him there. She says to herself, "I wonder what he's hiding underneath that kilt." Looking around to make sure that no one sees here, she takes a peek. "No underwear, oh my!" After she's had her giggles, she says to herself, "I should do something to let him know that I was here." She takes the blue ribbon from her hair and ties it around his dick, covering him with the kilt again. The next morning the Scotsman wakes up and feels something funny under his kilt. He takes a look and says, "Well my lad, I don't know where you've been or what you've been doing, but I it looks like you won first prize!