Happy St. Patty's Day!
03-17-2023, 06:10 AM
#14
Happy St.Paddy’s day George and everybody else!
03-17-2023, 06:24 AM
#15
Thread Starter
Happy St Paddy's Day, Rob.
Sean O'Reilly was at Houlihan;s Pub after work, sitting at the bar. He hoisted his pint of Guinness and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" Everyone toasted. For that the bartender awarded him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now, Sean. And what was your toast?" Sean said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, Sean!" Mary said. The next day, Mary was in town shopping and ran into one of Sean's drinking buddies, Seamus McGillicuddy. Seamus looked at Mary with a smirk and said "Mary, Sean won the toast of the night prize last night at Houlihan's with a toast about ye." Mary replied "Aye, Seamus, so I heard. I was a bit surprised. He's only been there twice in the last five years. One time he fell asleep and the other time I had to drag him by the ears to get him to come."
Sean O'Reilly was at Houlihan;s Pub after work, sitting at the bar. He hoisted his pint of Guinness and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" Everyone toasted. For that the bartender awarded him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now, Sean. And what was your toast?" Sean said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, Sean!" Mary said. The next day, Mary was in town shopping and ran into one of Sean's drinking buddies, Seamus McGillicuddy. Seamus looked at Mary with a smirk and said "Mary, Sean won the toast of the night prize last night at Houlihan's with a toast about ye." Mary replied "Aye, Seamus, so I heard. I was a bit surprised. He's only been there twice in the last five years. One time he fell asleep and the other time I had to drag him by the ears to get him to come."
Last edited by The Raptor; 03-19-2023 at 03:18 PM.
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03-17-2023, 06:58 AM
#16
Murphy was arrested for armed robbery and went to trial. After due deliberation the jury foreman stood up and said we find the defendant not guilty. “That’s grand!” shouted Murphy. “Does that mean I get to keep the money?”
03-17-2023, 07:01 AM
#17
Paddy told Murphy that his wife was driving him to drink. Murphy considers him very lucky. His wife makes him walk.
03-17-2023, 08:26 AM
#18
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I’m probably gonna miss having Corned Beef today, but I’m sure I’ll survive.
03-17-2023, 08:30 AM
#19
03-17-2023, 10:26 AM
#20
Happy Pasquale's day for the olive skinned bunch 