When the husband died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea." Replied the widow, "I nursed him night and day so of course I know he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit he always was."

 

ouch..

 

Bump.

 

 

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The widow of a recently deceased and ever so cheap billionaire brought home the ashes of her dearly departed. She sat before her dining room table, opened the urn and then poured its contents upon the table. She then uttered aloud "Honey, I want you to know that it is perfectly all right that never did you ever give me anything that I ever wanted. I am fine with all of that. In fact, I am so okay with all of that that I am now willing to give you something that I never gave to you...a blow job!!!"

 

Everything is a Curb Your Enthusiasm. Larrry David placed an obituary for his wife's aunt.


.....beloved cunt...instead of aunt!