Here's the solution to Afghanistan, Iraq, and Iran
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Here's the solution to Afghanistan, Iraq, and Iran
Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer -- are working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total," says the Genie. The Canadian says "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Pooooof! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. The American engineer says "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out -- it's virtually impenetrable." The American engineer says "Fill it with water."
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A New Brunswicker, a Quebecer, and a Newfie were walking down the road together and they bumped into a lantern with a genie inside. Out pops the genie and he says, " I will grant you one wish each. Who wants to
go first?"
The New Brunswicker says, "Me, I want to go first." So the genie replies, "Ok, what is your wish?" The New Brunswicker said, "My wish is to have a 2-lane highway across New Brunswick, smooth as a baby's arse!" The genie said, "Poof! There you go... a highway as smooth as a baby's arse!"
The Quebecer pipes up and says, "Well, I am going next! Genie, I want a 20 foot wall around the border of Quebec to keep all the damn Englishmen out!" Genie, "Poof! There's your 20 foot wall.
Now Newfie it is your turn. What do you want?" The Newfie looks at the genie and asks, "Genie, is that wall you just put around Quebec waterproof? " Genie, "Yep!"
Newfie, "Fill 'er up!
go first?"
The New Brunswicker says, "Me, I want to go first." So the genie replies, "Ok, what is your wish?" The New Brunswicker said, "My wish is to have a 2-lane highway across New Brunswick, smooth as a baby's arse!" The genie said, "Poof! There you go... a highway as smooth as a baby's arse!"
The Quebecer pipes up and says, "Well, I am going next! Genie, I want a 20 foot wall around the border of Quebec to keep all the damn Englishmen out!" Genie, "Poof! There's your 20 foot wall.
Now Newfie it is your turn. What do you want?" The Newfie looks at the genie and asks, "Genie, is that wall you just put around Quebec waterproof? " Genie, "Yep!"
Newfie, "Fill 'er up!
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