Kind of decorative. I took a raft of shit from Mrs. Raptor just yesterday for a similarly lazy stunt . I was taking the dogs out back and the compost to the composter. I found a dead mouse on the back lawn with it's head half chewed off. So I just chucked it into the composter. Mrs. Raptor said "Get that mouse out of there, you stupid shit. It's going to turn everything in there rancid. And you call yourself an environmental consultant -- geez, Louise"

This after taking a raft of shit from her for dropping my pager in the toilet, trying to dry it off in the microwave on defrost, and frying it in about five seconds. Her response to that one was: "For a smart person, you sure do some God damn dumb things."

 

I think you're harboring issues with your pager. I have to carry a second cellphone just for GM - wanna guess how many times a day I manage to drop that thing on the ground?

 

LMFAO George....that's a good one

 

Pagers are pretty indestructible bouncing off hard surfaces. In water they're toast. Actually, I dropped the same pager in the toilet a week earlier, took it apart and hit it hard first with a hair dryer then an airgun. It started doing really weird things, like pager alert for news, going through AAA batteries every 10 minutes. I finally nursed back to enough health to where I could at least get pages. I knew when I dropped it in the toilet a second time and saw water on the inside of the readout face, it was a goner. The microwave thing was probably just subconscious anger.

 

Nuked It George.....

 

And it took me all of last week to get the pager service to send me a new one. They have real problems with answering their phone (on hold for 10-20 minutes), extremely stupid people, and dealing with UPS shipping. And the new pager is blue, God damn blue. I hate it.

 

You need a black one i lost a pager down the shitter once....it sucked i did the old hair dryer trick on it, but it was never the same!

 

ROFLMAO George! You put it in the micro? Too funny!