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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Apr 30 2008, 08:15 PM
I suspect more than just your monkey has a clap problem.
What did jesusphish say when he walked into the bar?

ouch!
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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 04:19 PM
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I like sammiches.
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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 04:20 PM
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Have any of you ever heard the story of the Soup Sandwich?
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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 04:31 PM
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I probably have, but thankfully, have forgotten.
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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 05:19 PM
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no sandwich joke
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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 05:21 PM
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I never was any good at telling jokes anyways.
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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 05:22 PM
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Take two pieces of bread. Any type of bread. Dump a ladle full of soup on it. Any type of soup. Then pick the soggy bitch up and try to eat it.

What happens? It falls apart.

Ever have a plan you thought would work, and all of a sudden the asshole falls out of it? Ever watch a show or see a group of people so dedicated to doing something, but they haven't thought it all through yet, and this seemingly coordinated group of people comes apart in such a comical way that all you can do is laugh?

That's often what it's like to serve in the military, and the term "soup sandwich" was created to describe it.
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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by ruexp67,Apr 30 2008, 04:05 PM
Just for the record, it wasn't me that suggested people PM you. However, I do think it's VERY funny.

Perhaps the person that DID suggest it was "mocking" you in some way as you suggested has happend to you in the past. This is an assumption on my part, as you HAVE the badge and the requirement FOR said badge is public ridicule according to your own "rules."

Perhaps a grain of salt is in your future, so you could take it with this.

Just sayin'
Is this where I interject the phrase "oh bite me" into the conversation?












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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by raymo19,Apr 30 2008, 04:28 PM
Oh and btw - that would have been Mocky. You two can work it out from there.
Oh...I'm WELL aware of who did it. I'm just biding my time deciding what his penance should be...
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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by jesusphish,Apr 30 2008, 05:04 PM
Especially since you s pride yourselves on reading only the first and last three posts of any thread.
We do...?
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