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Old May 25, 2012 | 12:27 PM
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Prolly can't hold a candle to some of your scars George...[/quote]Yeah, I had a doozy for my hip replacement last year, Gary.
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Minimal incision surgery (MIS) or general surgical approach?
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Beats the hell out of me. The scar was about 10". BTW, glad you're doing better.
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Old May 26, 2012 | 02:38 AM
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Traditional Hip Replacement

Traditional hip replacement surgery involves making a 10- to 12-inch incision on the side of the hip. The muscles are split or detached from the hip, allowing the hip to be dislocated.

Once the joint has been opened up and the joint surfaces exposed, the surgeon removes the ball at the top of the thighbone, or femur. The hip socket is prepared by removing any remaining cartilage and some of the surrounding bone. A cup-shaped implant is then pressed into the bone of the hip socket. It may be secured with screws. A smooth plastic bearing surface is then inserted into the implant so the joint can move freely.

Next, the femur is prepared. A metal stem is placed into the femur to a depth of about 6 inches. The stem implant is either fixed with bone cement or is implanted without cement. Cementless implants have a rough, porous surface. It allows bone to adhere to the implant to hold it in place. A metallic ball is then placed on the top of the stem. The ball-and-socket joint is recreated.


Minimally Invasive Hip Replacement

Minimally invasive hip replacement surgery allows the surgeon to perform the hip replacement through one or two smaller incisions.

Candidates for minimal incision procedures are typically thinner, younger, healthier, and more motivated to have a quick recovery compared with patients who undergo the traditional surgery.

Technique

The artificial implants used for the minimally invasive hip replacement procedures are the same as those used for traditional hip replacement. Specially designed instruments are needed to prepare the socket and femur and to place the implants properly.

The surgical procedure is similar, but there is less soft-tissue dissection. A single minimally invasive hip incision may measure only 3 to 6 inches. It depends on the size of the patient and the difficulty of the procedure.

The incision is usually placed over the outside of the hip. The muscles and tendons are split or detached, but to a lesser extent than in the traditional hip replacement operation. They are routinely repaired after the surgeon places the implants. This encourages healing and helps prevent dislocation of the hip.

Two-incision hip replacement involves making a 2- to 3-inch incision over the groin for placement of the socket. A 1- to 2-inch incision is made over the buttock for placement of the stem.

To perform the two-incision procedure, the surgeon may need guidance from X-rays. It may take longer to perform this surgery than it does to perform traditional hip replacement surgery.


Benefits

Reported benefits of less invasive hip replacement include:
•Less pain
•More cosmetic incisions
•Less muscle damage
•Rehabilitation is faster
•Hospital stays are shorter

For traditional hip replacement, hospital stays average 4 to 5 days. Many patients need extensive rehabilitation afterward. With less-invasive procedures, the hospital stay may be as short as 1 or 2 days. Some patients can go home the day of surgery.

Early studies suggest that minimally invasive hip replacement surgery streamlines the recovery process, but the risks and long-term benefits of less-invasive techniques have not yet been documented.
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Old May 26, 2012 | 12:18 PM
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An old fart like me got traditional and three nights in the hospital.
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Old May 26, 2012 | 03:14 PM
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How was the sponge bath?
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Old May 26, 2012 | 05:40 PM
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f@#k man, this thread is killing the buzz I just caught. That getting old shit is tehghey
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Old May 27, 2012 | 03:16 AM
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Gettin' old is not for pussies...
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Old May 27, 2012 | 12:08 PM
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Gettin' old means less pussy...
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Old May 31, 2012 | 01:40 PM
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Wow! That sounds painful! I hope that you're feeling better!!
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