How to deal with the advanc of senility
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How to deal with the advanc of senility
Some of these have more truth than poetry!
Subject: Fw: Age Gracefully
>
> Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old . as long
> as she buys him a few drinks first.
>
> My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my
> memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
>
> Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles
> fill out.
>
> I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.
>
> I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose.
> Some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.
>
> It's scary when you start making the same noises as your
> coffeemaker.
>
> I think I've reached my sexpiration date.
>
> The good news is that even as we get older, guys still
> look at our boobs. The bad news is they have to squat
> down first.
>
> These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says,
> "For fast relief."
>
> I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for women my
> age, but they haven't made one called "Buns of Putty."
>
> Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as
> your inner child playing with matches.
>
> Don 't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.
>
> Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow
> old, You grow old because you stop laughing.
>
> THE SENILITY PRAYER
> Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked
> anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do,
> and the eyesight to tell the difference.
>
> Now, I think you're supposed to send this to 5 or 6, maybe
> 10 people. Oh heck, just send it to a bunch of your friends
> if you can remember who they are.
>
Subject: Fw: Age Gracefully
>
> Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old . as long
> as she buys him a few drinks first.
>
> My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my
> memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
>
> Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles
> fill out.
>
> I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.
>
> I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose.
> Some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.
>
> It's scary when you start making the same noises as your
> coffeemaker.
>
> I think I've reached my sexpiration date.
>
> The good news is that even as we get older, guys still
> look at our boobs. The bad news is they have to squat
> down first.
>
> These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says,
> "For fast relief."
>
> I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for women my
> age, but they haven't made one called "Buns of Putty."
>
> Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as
> your inner child playing with matches.
>
> Don 't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.
>
> Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow
> old, You grow old because you stop laughing.
>
> THE SENILITY PRAYER
> Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked
> anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do,
> and the eyesight to tell the difference.
>
> Now, I think you're supposed to send this to 5 or 6, maybe
> 10 people. Oh heck, just send it to a bunch of your friends
> if you can remember who they are.
>
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