Who in The Corner has had crabs?

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Jun 26, 2003 | 02:39 PM

The Raptor

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Who in The Corner has had crabs?

And what was your experience? (What are those dark spots and, uhm, why are they moving?)

Jun 26, 2003 | 02:42 PM

ltweintz

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Not I!

Jun 26, 2003 | 02:43 PM

wicky

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From: stuffed in a box

no crabs.... i think. (I'd know right?)

Jun 26, 2003 | 02:50 PM

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Jun 26, 2003 | 02:58 PM

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From: Pt. A to Pt. B via VTEC!!

There was an 80-year-old virgin who suddenly got an itch in her crotch. She went to the doctor who checked her out and told her she had crabs. She explained that she couldn't have crabs because she was a virgin, but the doctor didn't believe her, so she went to get a second opinion.

The second doctor gave her the same answer. So she went to a third doctor and said, "Please help me. This itch is killing me and I know that I don't have crabs because I'm a virgin!"

The doctor checked her out and said, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you don't have crabs. The bad news is that your cherry rotted and you have fruit flies."