A fireman came home from work one day and told his wife "We have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets. BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole. BELL 3 rings and we're on the firetruck, ready to go."

"From now on, when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. When I say BELL 3, we're going to make love all night."

The next night he came home from work and yelled "BELL 1." His wife promptly took off all her clothes. When he yelled "BELL 2," his wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3," they began making love. After a few minutes, she yelled "BELL 4." "What in the hell is BELL 4?" he asked. "Roll out more fire hose," she replied, "you're nowhere near the fire."

 

ROTFLMAO!!