John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot was fully grown with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary . Every other word was a curse Those that weren't curses were to say the least, rude.

John tried to change the bird's attitude by constantly saying polite things . Words and playing soft music ...anything he could think of . Nothing worked.

He yelled at the bird and the bird got worse. He shook the bird and the bird got madder and more rude. Finally in a moment of desperation, John put the parrot in the freezer to get a minute of peace .

For a few moments he heard the bird swearing , squawking kicking and screaming and then, suddenly there was absolute quiet . John was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's extended arm and said:

"I'm very sorry that I offended you with my language and my actions and I ask your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior and I am sure it will never happen again."

John was astounded at the changes in the bird's attitude and was about to ask what had changed him, when the parrot continued, "May I ask what the chicken did?"

 

That was good V.

 

 

 

Vanessa.

We need to collaborate on a story.

 

You can try this next time for your bird John.

 

I know that


But you don't use it on animals

 

There's no way I could write anything CLOSE to your hilarious threads

I only steal and edit... from ebaumsworld

 

We'd be a great team.

 

I steal you edit?