How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb? 10.

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Bulb Accomplished";

7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was literally 'in the dark' the whole time;

8. One to viciously smear No. 7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has ha d a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;

10. One to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the entire country.

 

Yep, Raptor's back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

which of the 10 people will be shot in the face by D Cheney?

 

Reminds me of the old Richard Nixon joke (I'll change it here):

"Dick Cheney..................................before he dicks you."