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Old Nov 26, 2002 | 11:53 AM
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HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A FLY
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a
fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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Old Nov 26, 2002 | 01:17 PM
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LOL great!!!
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Old Nov 26, 2002 | 02:54 PM
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So true...
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Old Nov 26, 2002 | 03:00 PM
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LOL
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Old Nov 26, 2002 | 06:25 PM
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Old Nov 26, 2002 | 06:34 PM
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Hmmm... good methodology.

I was going to suggest checking its junk.
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Old Nov 27, 2002 | 06:29 AM
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Originally posted by Da Hapa
I was going to suggest checking its junk.
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That's pretty dang funny.

So, really, are there male and female flies? What I know about flies is minimal. They lay egg larvae which I believe turn into maggots. Forensic scientists can date corpses by the stage of the maggots (yuck, I know)...
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Old Dec 1, 2002 | 04:35 PM
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Yes, Yuck. I didn't need to know that..
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Old Dec 1, 2002 | 04:56 PM
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Always happy to provide too much information, 69!
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