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Old Nov 2, 2004 | 02:49 PM
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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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Old Nov 2, 2004 | 03:35 PM
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Or...

3 flies were on the couch and 2 were at the kitchen sink

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Originally Posted by S2020,Nov 2 2004, 04:35 PM
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3 flies were on the couch and 2 were at the kitchen sink

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