I was attacked on the way home from lunch today...
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#9
Better water balloons than eggs. We used to do that shit all the time when we were kids. We once got caught by the cops, who made us wash the egg off a car with the water balloons.
#10
I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts for hiding behind some bushes and ambushing the scoutmaster's son, Forrest (a ing little weenie), with water balloons -- one merit badge shy of Eagle Scout, a real bummer.