I had a bizarre dream last night.
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I had a bizarre dream last night.
I've had some weird dreams, but last night was really weird.
So, I had a house. Big house - like a 15 bedroom mansion, except it was in a big city. Big garage, of course. Lots of
s lived there. Mike and Deb (no baby though), Dr Focker, Luke, C-bass and Christa (damn, you're hot! 
), SweetJ, and probably everyone else. Sophia and I were dating ( 
). So, I guess we decided to have a party, and a bunch of s flew in - James (who brought a live sheep), Vanessa, a few of the UK guys, and Essogirl. Esso, Sophia and I had arranged a 3some for after the party. 
So, the party is going good (
). The int'l s arrive, and Sophia and I sneak up to meet Essogirl in our room. Turns out Essogirl is a guy named Scott 
!!!! Essogirl, according to him, meant "girl-like" and Scott was... flaming. He also looked like my boss 
Fast forward (no 3some
), we wake up in the morning and the house is 
ed. People are passed out everywhere, and one of the toilets was leaking and the floors were all waterlogged and ruined. Turns out J and Christa are master carpenters, and they got to it and started fixing the place up... 
When they were done, the main floor was basically a strip club - poles, a stage, lounge chairs. Good job, girls! 
Now get dancing! Sadly, I woke up before J tested the pole out 
Yes, I have issues.
So, I had a house. Big house - like a 15 bedroom mansion, except it was in a big city. Big garage, of course. Lots of
s lived there. Mike and Deb (no baby though), Dr Focker, Luke, C-bass and Christa (damn, you're hot! ), SweetJ, and probably everyone else. Sophia and I were dating ( ). So, I guess we decided to have a party, and a bunch of s flew in - James (who brought a live sheep), Vanessa, a few of the UK guys, and Essogirl. Esso, Sophia and I had arranged a 3some for after the party. So, the party is going good (
). The int'l s arrive, and Sophia and I sneak up to meet Essogirl in our room. Turns out Essogirl is a guy named Scott !!!! Essogirl, according to him, meant "girl-like" and Scott was... flaming. He also looked like my boss Fast forward (no 3some
), we wake up in the morning and the house is ed. People are passed out everywhere, and one of the toilets was leaking and the floors were all waterlogged and ruined. Turns out J and Christa are master carpenters, and they got to it and started fixing the place up... When they were done, the main floor was basically a strip club - poles, a stage, lounge chairs. Good job, girls! Now get dancing! Sadly, I woke up before J tested the pole out Yes, I have issues.
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Oddly enough, Christa is quite the carpenter. She did a lot of work on our house in Vegas, even laid the ceramic tile (lucky tile!) in the kitchen and dining room. Unfortunately she left out the stripper pole and the mirrors. I'll have to talk to her about that...
Oh, dream!
Oh,
dream!
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Sophia and I were dating, the s had a huge party, Essogirl is really a guy, my house got ed up, J and Christa fixed it.
Seems like at least 2 of those are actually possible (and one actually has happened before).
s had a huge party, Essogirl is really a guy, my house got ed up, J and Christa fixed it. Seems like at least 2 of those are actually possible (and one actually has happened before).
