I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
minutes. When I came out there was a damn cop writing out a parking
ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving
a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil-dicked nazi. He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having worn tires! So I called him a piece of
horse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield
with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20
minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he
wrote.

I didn't give a shit. My car was parked around the corner.

I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.

 

Then I walked away and over to my car down the way.

 

 

millionth repost....still funny

 

Funny you should mention that...


I came out of the store the other day, and some pencil-dicked Nazi cop had given me tickets for everything from parking to worn tires...

WTF?!?!?

 

heh heh heh....

 

I really don't give a **** what you think Newbie!

 

JustAyoungMC,
man oh man, you PPD is dropping...Badly.
You've got to step up bro!!

 

uh oh... where's my fire-proof suit?