Subject: retirement

A retirement plan you won't want to pass up.


What to do when you're retired? Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well for example, the other day I went to Brentwood and went to a store on Wilshire Boulevard. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a parking enforcement officer writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on pal , how about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a piece of dog shit.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't give a shit. I came into Brentwood by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.

 

You're on a roll, Oldman.

 

NICE!!

 

I have to try that the next time I am in Dallas

 

ROFL, good one. Thank you for making my day sir.

 

Wow, maybe you should stop wearing dark aviation sun glasses and a red beret now!

 

No one would know who I was, and I couldn't see or read, those are bifocals, and my head would get cold.

 

That is hilarious

 

YOU'RE the SOB that caused me to get all those tickets?!?! Why you &^$%@, &*^%, ^&%$#, I'm gonna kick your &^%)(* a$$.















J/K, nice one.