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Old May 13, 2003 | 05:56 AM
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Originally posted by wicky
BOOBS! USE THE BOOBS!!!
*THIS MESSAGE IS TO INFORM YOU THAT THIS POST HAS BEEN ADDED TO YOUR QUOTE LIST.....YOU HAVE HAD SOM MANY AS OF LATE THAT I AM INCLUDING THE QUOTE LIST TIME I SPEND IN THE OFFICE UNDER "OTHER" FOR MY BILLABLE HOURS...........SO WHAT'S YOUR ADDRESS???*

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Old May 13, 2003 | 05:58 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by tokyo_james
[B]I am saying that the Japanese women are pretty flat chested as a general rule and that .... well ... ummm .... you see .... I .... er ..... well .... you aren't !
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Old May 13, 2003 | 06:00 AM
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Originally posted by wicky


I think that "boobs" in Japan are still theoretical and have yet to be proven
*YOU'RE A MACHINE...IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS YOU HAVE JUMPED THREE SPOTS TO THE NUMBER 3 SPOT.....QUOTE ADDED*

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Old May 13, 2003 | 06:04 AM
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Originally posted by Zoechops
LADIIIIIEEEEEESSS AND GENTLEMAAAN... IN THE FAR EASTERN CORNER OF THE GLOBE WE HAVE 185LBS OF RAW ENGLISH FURRRRRRY!!! HE'S KNOWN TO DEVOUR HIS OPPONENTS WHOLE, THEN REGURGITATE THEM SO THAT HE MAY BEAT THEM SOME MORE... I GIVE YOU, THE COLLOSUS FROM THE KINGDOM... THE LIMEY WITH THE MIGHT...THE ONE, THE ONLY... TOOOOOKYOOOOO JAAAAAAAAMES!!!





IN THE FAR WESTERN CORNER OF THE GLOBE WE HAVE 180LBS OF AMERICAN MUSCLE!!!... HE WAS A REGULAR JOE UNTIL HE STARTED DRINKING SPRITE, THEN ALL HELL BROKE LOSE FOR THIS TERROR!!!... HE'S KNOWN FOR HIS TERRIBLE TEMPER, HIS PASSION FOR CANADIANS... AND HIS WONDERFULLY PRETTY BICYCLE...LADIES AND GENTLEMAN... I GIVE YOU THE BEAST KNOWN FOR HIS BRUNT... THE TOWER OF POWER... BRAAAAAAANT SHHHAAAALLLIIILLIILAAALLALLIILLAAALLIIII!!!






: DING-DING :

*WHAT AM I? BLIND? YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHERE THIS IS GOING*

.....man.......you guys are on a roll!
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Old May 13, 2003 | 06:10 AM
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( breaking stride for a moment here )

Jimmy!
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Old May 13, 2003 | 06:14 AM
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All right gentleman, we don't want a good clean fight here... No punches above the belt, Use the rabbit punches and eye gouging. If at any time you feel that you cannot continue... pray. When the first bell rings, go to your corners and remove your underoos, at the second bell, it will be two o'clock. at the third bell, come out fighting. there will be no fourth bell.
Whoever wins will get a hardy pat on the back and slightly more respect that the loser.

Now hug each other and wait for the first bell...
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Old May 13, 2003 | 06:16 AM
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Originally posted by WestSideBilly
I want to see TJ and Brant duke it out...
Me, too. Oh...wait...I'M Brant....

:runsandhidesfrommeanoldjamesie:
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Old May 13, 2003 | 06:22 AM
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Originally posted by Zoechops
All right gentleman, we don't want a good clean fight here... No punches above the belt, Use the rabbit punches and eye gouging. If at any time you feel that you cannot continue... pray. When the first bell rings, go to your corners and remove your underoos, at the second bell, it will be two o'clock. at the third bell, come out fighting. there will be no fourth bell.
Whoever wins will get a hardy pat on the back and slightly more respect that the loser.

Now hug each other and wait for the first bell...
LMFAO!!!!!

I'm adding this to the list...but it will always be quoted with the intros....

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Old May 13, 2003 | 07:50 AM
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Originally posted by wicky
BOOBS! USE THE BOOBS!!!
The Boobs is mightier than the Force.


(I'm not a star wars geeks, I swear!!)
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Old May 13, 2003 | 07:51 AM
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TJ,
before you get your panties in a bunch about American "English"...

I know "boobs" is plural but "the boobs are mightier than the Force" just doesn't sound as cool.
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