If anyone ever wants to see me or get me pissed off to the point of physical hostility and immense violence towards others, here's the recipe:

1 Me
1 Really nice girl
1 Child
1 Discipline problem
2 Cups of Whoop Ass
1 A-Hole ex-husband
1 1/4 million dollar debt
12 Women that question manhood

Throw the Really nice girl and 1/4 million dollar debt into a bowl suddenly.

Take the Me and Really nice girl/debt and mix it together in a bowl, you will notice that once the Me is added, the debt is no longer visible in the mixture. In a separate bowl, mix the Child and Discipline problem. Take the Me and Really nice girl mix and combine it with the Child and Discipline problem mix. Stir together in a single bowl.

Gently pour in one Cup of Whoop Ass while stirring. Do this for four years. When you are done stirring you will be left with a Me, Really nice girl and a Well behaved child mixture.

Kneed the A-Hole ex-husband and the other Cup of Whoop Ass together, you will see it disappear.

Add the 12 Women that question manhood to the Me, Really nice girl and Well behaved child mixture.

The resulting combination will cause the Me to spontaneously combust.

 

I don't get it......

 

 

Ever been discriminated against just because you had a penis?

 

I have a big one people like it

 

sorryyouknowMomcouldnotnottouchthatone

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by vtecmom
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Well if so then I retract my reply


BTW Mikey NICE AV! I really liked that pic! That and the one of you layin on the bean bags were my FAVE'S

 

Those bean bags are awesome, that will be next weeks avatar!

You wouldnt think they were comfortable but they are so chillin! They are made for boats, they float also!

It was very comfy for the 2 hour 53 mile scary boat ride

 

what was your scary boat ride?