The Corner House of Whores and Monkeys. Enter for Fun & Shenanigans! We're weird here. In the most awesome way possible.

I'm as mad as hell and not going to take it anymor

Thread Tools
 
Old Dec 8, 2005 | 07:11 AM
  #1  
mikes2k's Avatar
Thread Starter
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Jun 2001
Posts: 88,444
Likes: 21
From: Pt. A to Pt. B via VTEC!!
Default I'm as mad as hell and not going to take it anymor

Actual phone call I just took.


me: PLAC, how my I help you today?

caller: Hi, do you have the new four square writing method books?

me: Do you know what publisher they are? We have tons of writing books in stock.

caller: I think its..um..maybe TLC ..Teaching and Learning something...

me. Do you know the part number?

caller: the what?

me: the books part number.

caller: what's that?

me: well every product has a unique number so we can help you identify exactly which product/book you want.

caller: [raised voice] WELL I GUESS THATS WHY EVERYONE GOES TO YOUR COMPETITOR (Names, competitor) WHENEVER WE CALL YOU ALL WE GET ATTITUDE!! [/raised voice]

me: Sorry you feel that way Miss....I am simply trying to help you identify which exact book you want.

caller: /click! hang up!

me: Stunned..stymied..wtf!







Reply
Old Dec 8, 2005 | 07:12 AM
  #2  
s2ko's Avatar
Registered User
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 67,849
Likes: 564
From: Metro NYC
Default

PMS?
Reply
Old Dec 8, 2005 | 07:37 AM
  #3  
WestSideBilly's Avatar
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 93,305
Likes: 820
From: Nowhere
Default

You should have just said "Yeah, we have a few of those... "
Reply
Old Dec 8, 2005 | 07:41 AM
  #4  
The Raptor's Avatar
Gold Member (Premium)
20 Year Member
Community Builder
Active Streak: 30 Days
Liked
 
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 59,373
Likes: 1,617
From: La Crescenta, CA
Default

I've been meaning to talk to you about your attitude, Mike.
Reply
Old Dec 8, 2005 | 07:44 AM
  #5  
mikes2k's Avatar
Thread Starter
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Jun 2001
Posts: 88,444
Likes: 21
From: Pt. A to Pt. B via VTEC!!
Default

Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Dec 8 2005, 11:37 AM
You should have just said "Yeah, we have a few of those... "
We just roll played that out here...then she comes in ..and she gets pissy "oh thats not the one I wanted!"
Reply
Old Dec 8, 2005 | 07:50 AM
  #6  
mikes2k's Avatar
Thread Starter
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Jun 2001
Posts: 88,444
Likes: 21
From: Pt. A to Pt. B via VTEC!!
Default

Originally Posted by The Raptor,Dec 8 2005, 11:41 AM
I've been meaning to talk to you about your attitude, Mike.




UPDATE I was feeling down/bad about this even though I know I did nothing wrong, after all her perception is her reality.

Anyway a customer just came in , and I asked all the employees to let me help her.


me: Hi, what can I help you find today?

customer: [excited] OH!, JUST the MAN I was looking for, you are always so nice and so helpful to me! :smiles: Last time I was here you were so helpful!

me: :vindicated: :smiles:
Reply
Old Dec 8, 2005 | 08:10 AM
  #7  
s2ko's Avatar
Registered User
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 67,849
Likes: 564
From: Metro NYC
Default

Reply

Trending Topics

Old Dec 8, 2005 | 08:18 AM
  #8  
Ledfoot's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 12,891
Likes: 0
From: Port-au-Prince, Haiti
Default

Hmmm..... female... goes off deepend with no real instigation.... Feels completely correct in her behavior, given she can justify it within the confines of her own skull..... Sounds like a typical day to me!

caller: [raised voice] WELL I GUESS THATS WHY EVERYONE GOES TO YOUR COMPETITOR (Names, competitor) WHENEVER WE CALL YOU ALL WE GET ATTITUDE!! [/raised voice]

me: Could I interest you in our Bitch on Wheels Discount?

caller: [raised voice] EXCUSE ME!?! caller: [/raised voice]

me: Our Bitch on Wheels Discount? We save you money so YOU can afford more rags to wipe....your.....VAG!!! *click!*
Reply
Old Dec 8, 2005 | 08:19 AM
  #9  
Ledfoot's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 12,891
Likes: 0
From: Port-au-Prince, Haiti
Default

SO can I fill out an application?
Reply
Old Dec 8, 2005 | 08:22 AM
  #10  
mikes2k's Avatar
Thread Starter
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Jun 2001
Posts: 88,444
Likes: 21
From: Pt. A to Pt. B via VTEC!!
Default

Originally Posted by Ledfoot,Dec 8 2005, 12:18 PM
Hmmm..... female... goes off deepend with no real instigation.... Feels completely correct in her behavior, given she can justify it within the confines of her own skull..... Sounds like a typical day to me!

caller: [raised voice] WELL I GUESS THATS WHY EVERYONE GOES TO YOUR COMPETITOR (Names, competitor) WHENEVER WE CALL YOU ALL WE GET ATTITUDE!! [/raised voice]

me: Could I interest you in our Bitch on Wheels Discount?

caller: [b][raised voice] EXCUSE ME!?! caller: [b][raised voice]

me: Our Bitch on Wheels Discount? We save you money so YOU can afford more rags to wipe....your.....VAG!!! *click!*



You are HIRED! You are the new Captain of ACD (bitch and moan department) development and retention.
Reply



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 01:17 AM.