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Old Dec 9, 2005 | 11:22 AM
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"Bring Beer"
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Old Dec 9, 2005 | 11:33 AM
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I'm only posting here because I thought this was a Jimmy Buffett thread (based on his song lyrics in the title).
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Old Jan 8, 2006 | 08:48 AM
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Whatever happened to Sponge Bob?
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Old Jan 9, 2006 | 06:11 AM
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Originally Posted by brantshali,Dec 9 2005, 03:33 PM
I'm only posting here because I thought this was a Jimmy Buffett thread (based on his song lyrics in the title).
Who said it wasn't?
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Old Jan 9, 2006 | 07:01 AM
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That about wraps up my day...Only I get about 200 of the same dialouge.

Me: Thank you for calling ***** how can I help you?
C: I need a part
Me: long pause....wiat for them to tell me what part....

Me: do you just want me to send you any part??
C: NO, I guess you need to know that...
long pause..
C: I need an intake for a truck.
Me: What truck?
C: OHHH, a silverado?
Me: What year Silverado
C: 95, crew cab w/ tan interior and 60/40 seat (like I need to know this for an intake)
Me: pause...
What motor?
C: I think a 5.3, let me ask. Puts phone down.. goes and talks to their cust... Comes back yep 5.3
Me:I have a K&N 57100 in stock your price ***.**
C: do you have Air Raid?
Me: Did you want an Air Raid?
C: yeah.. (like I'm an idiot)
Me: what didn't you say that... ARD part # 30020 on the shelf ***.**
C: is that all you got.
Me: Yep... Find out what you you really need and give us a call back

Rinse
repeat 200 more times.
w/ the occasional, you got a water pump for my 74 air cooled Beetle.
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Old Jan 9, 2006 | 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Jan 8 2006, 09:48 AM
Whatever happened to Sponge Bob?
Freak grill accident...
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Old Jan 9, 2006 | 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted by day1si,Jan 9 2006, 08:01 AM
w/ the occasional, you got a water pump for my 74 air cooled Beetle.
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Old Jan 9, 2006 | 08:22 AM
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Studebaker parts?
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Old Jan 9, 2006 | 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted by day1si,Jan 9 2006, 11:01 AM
That about wraps up my day...Only I get about 200 of the same dialouge.

Me: Thank you for calling ***** how can I help you?
C: I need a part
Me: long pause....wiat for them to tell me what part....

Me: do you just want me to send you any part??
C: NO, I guess you need to know that...
long pause..
C: I need an intake for a truck.
Me: What truck?
C: OHHH, a silverado?
Me: What year Silverado
C: 95, crew cab w/ tan interior and 60/40 seat (like I need to know this for an intake)
Me: pause...
What motor?
C: I think a 5.3, let me ask. Puts phone down.. goes and talks to their cust... Comes back yep 5.3
Me:I have a K&N 57100 in stock your price ***.**
C: do you have Air Raid?
Me: Did you want an Air Raid?
C: yeah.. (like I'm an idiot)
Me: what didn't you say that... ARD part # 30020 on the shelf ***.**
C: is that all you got.
Me: Yep... Find out what you you really need and give us a call back

Rinse
repeat 200 more times.
w/ the occasional, you got a water pump for my 74 air cooled Beetle.
Only the part #'s change..people remain idiots!
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Old Jan 9, 2006 | 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Jan 9 2006, 12:23 PM
Only the part #'s change..people remain idiots!
Pretty much
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