I'm as mad as hell and not going to take it anymor
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 42,828
Likes: 74
From: stuffed in a box
Originally Posted by mikes2k,Jan 12 2006, 11:07 AM
It really is a 12 step program..you are probably in step 3. Keep the faith (in yourself!) 
1. WTF ?!?!??!
2. please don't leave !!!
3. you bitch !!!
4. you bitch !!!
5. Hey! there's girls around!
6. I need a drink.
7. I need another drink.
8. you bitch !!!
9. okay okay, actually this ain't so bad
10. hey, this is great
11. why didn't I do this sooner?
12. what was her name again? and pass me another drink!
Registered User
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 38,617
Likes: 1
Essogirl: Hey, WSB, I don't think that you should leave Wicky alone. I mean it's only been two days since the broke up. Maybe you can go fishing next week?
WSB: Look, there's nothing I can do for him right now, he's still in his sweat pants, that's still Phase One. Y'know? I'll be back for Phase Two, I would never miss Phase Two.
Essogirl: What's Phase Two?
WSB: Gettin' drunk and going to a strip club.
Essogirl: How does going to a strip club help him better?
Mike: Because there are naked ladies there.
WSB: Which helps him get to Phase Three, picturing yourself with other women.
Mike: There are naked ladies there too.
WSB: Yeah.
WSB: Look, there's nothing I can do for him right now, he's still in his sweat pants, that's still Phase One. Y'know? I'll be back for Phase Two, I would never miss Phase Two.
Essogirl: What's Phase Two?
WSB: Gettin' drunk and going to a strip club.
Essogirl: How does going to a strip club help him better?
Mike: Because there are naked ladies there.
WSB: Which helps him get to Phase Three, picturing yourself with other women.
Mike: There are naked ladies there too.
WSB: Yeah.
