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TEN:
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light
bulb needs to be changed
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either:
"For changing the light bulb or for darkness"
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton
for the new light bulb
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor,
standing on a stepladder under the banner "Light! Bulb Change
Accomplished"
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book
documenting n detail how Bush was literally "in the dark"
8. One to viciously smear #7
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George
Bush has had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along
10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference
between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light
bulb needs to be changed
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either:
"For changing the light bulb or for darkness"
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton
for the new light bulb
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor,
standing on a stepladder under the banner "Light! Bulb Change
Accomplished"
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book
documenting n detail how Bush was literally "in the dark"
8. One to viciously smear #7
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George
Bush has had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along
10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference
between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
that is great!!!!
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Oct 15 2004, 01:34 PM
TEN:
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light
bulb needs to be changed
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either:
"For changing the light bulb or for darkness"
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton
for the new light bulb
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor,
standing on a stepladder under the banner "Light! Bulb Change
Accomplished"
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book
documenting n detail how Bush was literally "in the dark"
8. One to viciously smear #7
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George
Bush has had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along
10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference
between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light
bulb needs to be changed
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either:
"For changing the light bulb or for darkness"
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton
for the new light bulb
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor,
standing on a stepladder under the banner "Light! Bulb Change
Accomplished"
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book
documenting n detail how Bush was literally "in the dark"
8. One to viciously smear #7
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George
Bush has had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along
10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference
between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
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