Got this from another forum and adapted it for us

How many S2ki members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another
6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "use the search before posting
questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

 

lolololol that's a good one

 

that last comment is so true

 

@ the last one.

 

Hmmm.... All those posters and no one complained that it was a repost.

 

I'll be the lurker..........see you back here in 6 months.

 

I think that was covered by the guy that said "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

of course, in our case it would be 10 guys posting "repost"

I tried to change it to "when is the last year of the s2k" but had a hard time making everything make sense. I know we cover that topic atleast once a month if not more.

 

I was waiting for the people to say use the search function, ofcourse it was the last one listed.

Very funny, but true.

 

WHAT ABOUT THE GUY WHO SUGGESTS HIS OWN WAY TO CHANGE THE BULB

and

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