Before my Raptor joined this stupid website last July, he was such a kind, courteous, law-abiding defensive driver. You perverts have turned him into a totally berserk, maniacal, bird-flipping, obsenity-shouting, law-breaking driver who speeds, cuts people off in traffic, corners way too fast, takes chances, drives on the wrong side of the road and the sidewalk, parks in handicapped spots, honks and flashes his high beams at everyone, blares his deafening stereo, and drag races everyone -- even Geo Metros. He frightens me to death. What in the hell have you people done to my Raptor?

 

Isn't The Dark Side a lot more fun?

 

Sounds like George drives like a woman.

 

Look at it this way, Mrs. Raptor. You got yourself a brand new man!
Jump in that passenger's seat and hang on!!!























































(No, really - GRAB THOSE KEYS, GIRLFRIEND, and get behind the wheel yourself!!)

 

Does Mrs Raptor #1 know about Mrs Raptor #2?

 

Good one AnDy

 

LOL!

 

George, you stud, you!

 

I think that is just the true self of Raptor....

BTW, is Mr. Raptor and Mrs. Raptor going to join the next WLA monthly meeting?

 

I think Mr. Raptor is hosting it at his place, so I hope he's there!!