IMPORTANT MESSAGE for Super Bowl Sunday.
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IMPORTANT MESSAGE for Super Bowl Sunday.
For all you ladies out there, I thought I'd do you a simple favor and remind you that SUPERBOWL SUNDAY is coming up in a little over a week.
I'm sure you all have it down on your calendars already, but just in case you forgot, a simple reminder for ya.
"But what does this mean for me?"
Well that's a good question, random female! Here's what it means to you. SBS is an excellent opportunity to show your boy just HOW much you care. You don't have to spend a lot of money, just do some simple things to show how thoughtful you can be:
-How well do you know your boy's favorite foods? Does he like his wings BBQ or Buffalo? These are make or break moments in a relationship. Choose incorrectly, and you'll never get him to go see a Jane Austen movie again!
-Only speak during commercials. Scratch that. Only speak during BAD commercials. Since it's the Superbowl and the Ad guys bring out the big guns, don't expect a lot of thoughtful conversation to go on that day. Save your "Where is this going?" questions for that "other" special day this February. This applies to pre and post game shows, as well as half-time.
-If you MUST speak, limit your vocabulary to simple mono-syllabic words that need only 1% of a brain to be heard and understood. Because that's about all we can spare when the cameraman decides it's time for yet another pan shot over the cheerleaders. All the words we need to hear are short, sweet, and can be said while belching: "beer, chips, ribs, wings, john, Q, etc. etc." (extra points for you if YOU can say these words while belching.)
-It's your responsibility to know how the game works BEFORE the game starts. During the game is NOT the right time to ask questions like: "How do they paint that yellow line on the field so quickly?" Trust me, your boy will NEVER live a question like that down. Every poker night, every guy's night out, his friends will be ribbing him for YOUR question. We wouldn't want that, would we?
-Remember to never walk through the line of sight between your man and the TV. I'd compare it to walking across someone's putting line on a golfcourse, but that probably won't make much sense. So, just don't do it. If this requires climbing up and over the couch like Jake climbing Heath, or going guerilla style crawling on your elbows underneath the make believe barbed wire coming from the bottom of the TV, it's worth it.
See? Simple as that! Those are just some easy steps to help maintain the understanding relationship you have already. And just maybe, he might reciprocate the feelings on 2/14.
Disclaimer: OK, I exaggerated a tiny bit. You can use dual-syllabic words if you REALLY need to and one of the words is "naked."
I'm sure you all have it down on your calendars already, but just in case you forgot, a simple reminder for ya.
"But what does this mean for me?"
Well that's a good question, random female! Here's what it means to you. SBS is an excellent opportunity to show your boy just HOW much you care. You don't have to spend a lot of money, just do some simple things to show how thoughtful you can be:
-How well do you know your boy's favorite foods? Does he like his wings BBQ or Buffalo? These are make or break moments in a relationship. Choose incorrectly, and you'll never get him to go see a Jane Austen movie again!
-Only speak during commercials. Scratch that. Only speak during BAD commercials. Since it's the Superbowl and the Ad guys bring out the big guns, don't expect a lot of thoughtful conversation to go on that day. Save your "Where is this going?" questions for that "other" special day this February. This applies to pre and post game shows, as well as half-time.
-If you MUST speak, limit your vocabulary to simple mono-syllabic words that need only 1% of a brain to be heard and understood. Because that's about all we can spare when the cameraman decides it's time for yet another pan shot over the cheerleaders. All the words we need to hear are short, sweet, and can be said while belching: "beer, chips, ribs, wings, john, Q, etc. etc." (extra points for you if YOU can say these words while belching.)
-It's your responsibility to know how the game works BEFORE the game starts. During the game is NOT the right time to ask questions like: "How do they paint that yellow line on the field so quickly?" Trust me, your boy will NEVER live a question like that down. Every poker night, every guy's night out, his friends will be ribbing him for YOUR question. We wouldn't want that, would we?
-Remember to never walk through the line of sight between your man and the TV. I'd compare it to walking across someone's putting line on a golfcourse, but that probably won't make much sense. So, just don't do it. If this requires climbing up and over the couch like Jake climbing Heath, or going guerilla style crawling on your elbows underneath the make believe barbed wire coming from the bottom of the TV, it's worth it.
See? Simple as that! Those are just some easy steps to help maintain the understanding relationship you have already. And just maybe, he might reciprocate the feelings on 2/14.
Disclaimer: OK, I exaggerated a tiny bit. You can use dual-syllabic words if you REALLY need to and one of the words is "naked."
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