Fibber!

 

What

 

helps you poop

 

Staying regular is important!

 

My week has been very very strange:
Monday - saw 'Cars' with my sister. I never hang out with my sister. Cool, but strange.

Tuesday - Went to dinner with a friend. Dinner with friend turned into us crashing at some random guy's house.

Wednesday - Work-related picnic Day. I was supposed to take the new guy. I go downstairs to do some deliveries, come back up, go to grab the new guy, and he disappeared. I leave him a note, and I go to the picnic. The planner forgot cheese for the burgers They had volleyball, but instead, went off with the Indian guys, who taught me cricket. I turned out to be a pretty wicked bowler. I bowled a guy out by knocking both bales over. I still don't quite understand the scoring.

Today - Some nimrod in N.C. scheduled a meeting at 3, thus destroying my lunch.

 

I prefer 'numbnuts'. I hear it's making a comeback...

 

Yeah, I've used 'numbnuts,' but my favorite is still either asshat, cheese####, or ####stick.

 

This happens to me too, can you prescribe me something for that?

 

For you they sure are....right after blueballs.

 

I have never seen this. I've seen numbed feet and hands; but never nuts.
I know cutting circulation to hands and feet cause numbness but I'm too afraid to try with nuts.