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Old Aug 16, 2006 | 01:05 PM
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a couple funny/cute stories

1. my gf is in town and is driving my car. she backed into this guy's truck causing about $150 worth of damage. He just called me up today and made me an offer: I'll do his eye exam for free in exchange for the damage to his truck's paint.



2. an elderly 88 year old woman came to my office.

Her: when the sun sets in the evening, the sunlight goes through the window behind my TV and all I can see is the sun and I can't see the TV.
me: Hmmm. Have you tried pulling the curtain?
Her: Yes, it works but John (her husband, not real name) doesn't like it. you think it's my cataracts?
me: yes, but I think you should pull the curtain instead of doing cataract surgery.
Her: he won't listen to me.
I had to call him. Mr. Smith, can you close the curtain for 1/2 an hour each day so your wife can watch TV?
Him: if you say so doc...



3. 90+ year old man:
Him: Doc, when I read, I get sleepy and sometime doze off to sleep.
Me: that's OK. People sometimes do that.
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Old Aug 16, 2006 | 01:09 PM
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ninh, you're priceless
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Old Aug 16, 2006 | 01:11 PM
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Are you charging these people, Ninh?
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Old Aug 16, 2006 | 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by S2020,Aug 16 2006, 05:05 PM
a couple funny/cute stories

1. my gf is in town and is driving my car. she backed into this guy's truck causing about $150 worth of damage. He just called me up today and made me an offer: I'll do his eye exam for free in exchange for the damage to his truck's paint.



2. an elderly 88 year old woman came to my office.

Her: when the sun sets in the evening, the sunlight goes through the window behind my TV and all I can see is the sun and I can't see the TV.
me: Hmmm. Have you tried pulling the curtain?
Her: Yes, it works but John (her husband, not real name) doesn't like it. you think it's my cataracts?
me: yes, but I think you should pull the curtain instead of doing cataract surgery.
Her: he won't listen to me.
I had to call him. Mr. Smith, can you close the curtain for 1/2 an hour each day so your wife can watch TV?
Him: if you say so doc...



3. 90+ year old man:
Him: Doc, when I read, I get sleepy and sometime doze off to sleep.
Me: that's OK. People sometimes do that.
1. Get that in writing!

2.

3. Cute, very cute!
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Old Aug 16, 2006 | 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by S2020,Aug 16 2006, 02:05 PM
1. my gf is in town and is driving my car. she backed into this guy's truck causing about $150 worth of damage. He just called me up today and made me an offer: I'll do his eye exam for free in exchange for the damage to his truck's paint.
I can just see it: "Oh, I'm sorry I backed into you. Need anexam?"
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Old Aug 16, 2006 | 02:10 PM
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sorry to hear about the dmg to your car... how much dmg to your vehicle?
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Old Aug 16, 2006 | 02:12 PM
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Oh and Ninh this is AT LEAST the second time she has done damage to your ride....time for driving lessons maybe?.... A tank?
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Old Aug 16, 2006 | 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by johnny,Aug 16 2006, 02:10 PM


sorry to hear about the dmg to your car... how much dmg to your vehicle?
not too much. a few scratches on the rear bumper
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Old Aug 16, 2006 | 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Aug 16 2006, 02:12 PM
Oh and Ninh this is AT LEAST the second time she has done damage to your ride....time for driving lessons maybe?.... A tank?
I think this is the third time

1 curb rash
2 front bumper
3 rear bumper

freaking asian drivers
it's time for a driving lession from racerchick.
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Old Aug 16, 2006 | 03:53 PM
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