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Old Dec 5, 2006 | 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,Dec 5 2006, 10:34 PM
The internet cannot unplug your toilet.
yeah...
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Old Dec 5, 2006 | 09:39 PM
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The internet is not a fossil fuel.
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Old Dec 5, 2006 | 09:41 PM
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The internet is not adopting Angenlina Jolie's baby.
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Old Dec 5, 2006 | 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by bahula03,Dec 5 2006, 10:37 PM
you plug in your toilet
The internet is not an electronic Toto toilet the requires a GFCI outlet.

http://www.thefactoryoutlet.com/bidets/installtoto.asp
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Old Dec 5, 2006 | 09:50 PM
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The internet is not an ASE certified master mechanic.
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Old Dec 5, 2006 | 09:52 PM
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The internet is not a smoke detector.
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Old Dec 5, 2006 | 09:54 PM
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The internet is not an Orson Welles film.
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Old Dec 5, 2006 | 09:57 PM
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The internet is not capable of 12 second ETs.
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Old Dec 5, 2006 | 09:58 PM
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The internet is not direct by Francis Ford Coppola or Quentin Tarantino.
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Old Dec 5, 2006 | 11:24 PM
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The internet is not $5 per gallon.
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