>John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest
>of
>me life, between the legs of me wife!"
>That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
>He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best
Toast
>of the night."
>She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
>John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, Sitting in church
>beside me wife."
>"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
>The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the
street
>corner.
>The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
night
>at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
>She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know,

>he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep,

>and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.."
>

 

 

 

Oh George how I have missed your jokes.

 

 

 

 

I've heard before but it's a classic.