Sean O'Reilly was at Houlihan's Pub after work one evening in Dublin, sitting at the bar. Sean hoisted his pint of Guinness and said "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" With that, the bartender awarded him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night. He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night at Houlihan's with a toast about ye." She said, "Aye, did ye now, Sean. And what was your toast?" Sean said "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that's nice, Sean" Mary said. The next day, in town shopping, Mary ran into Shamus McGillicuddy, one of Sean's drinking buddies, on the street corner. Shamus had been at Houlihan's Pub the night before. He looked at Mary with a smirk and said "Mary, Sean won the toast of the night prize last night at Houlihan's Pub with a toast about ye." She replied "Aye, so I heard, Shamus. I was a bit surprised. He's only been there twice in the last five years. One time he fell asleep and the other time I had to pull him by his ears to get him to him come."

 

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http://moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/1...ked_in_minn.htm

 

 

 

Worked yesterday.

Either way, http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/ is some FINE reading.