it's just not the same anymore
An itinerant knocks on a guy's door one saturday morning, looking to do odd jobs for a few spare bucks. Guy hands him a bucket of whith paint and a paint brush. "Here paint my porch. Let me know when you're done." 10 minutes later, a knock on the door "I'm done." The guy looks down "you didn't paint my porch.." The itinerant says, "yes I did." And, pointing to his driveway, says "by the way that's not a porch, it's a BMW."









