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Old Jul 9, 2002 | 04:36 PM
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That my friend is called, "Spiking the deal" by tradesmen. How do I know? Why I was, at one time, a tradesman.

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Old Jul 9, 2002 | 06:02 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Raptor
[B]Honey, I'm really sorry, but I accidentally dropped the automatic garage door onto the hood of your brand new Jag.
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Old Jul 9, 2002 | 06:07 PM
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Sorry honey but I thought it was cute that the kids wanted to wash your car for you.



My Auntie accidently forgot to mention "wash your black 928 GTS with gravel."
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Old Jul 10, 2002 | 07:02 AM
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An itinerant knocks on a guy's door one saturday morning, looking to do odd jobs for a few spare bucks. Guy hands him a bucket of whith paint and a paint brush. "Here paint my porch. Let me know when you're done." 10 minutes later, a knock on the door "I'm done." The guy looks down "you didn't paint my porch.." The itinerant says, "yes I did." And, pointing to his driveway, says "by the way that's not a porch, it's a BMW."
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Old Jul 10, 2002 | 07:35 AM
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Good one, Raptor!
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Old Dec 23, 2004 | 03:42 PM
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whats not the same?
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Old Dec 23, 2004 | 03:53 PM
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Holy crap this thread is old...yet my underwear is still the same...

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Old Dec 23, 2004 | 03:56 PM
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at least some things in life are constant
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Old Dec 23, 2004 | 04:00 PM
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It's not the same....
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Old Dec 23, 2004 | 04:01 PM
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i forgot how the board looked like already..
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