Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.

The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?"

The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."

 

How is MJ like a shopping bag?












































They are both made out of plastic and dangerous for children to play with.

 

MJ is like






















They both cum in little cans.

 

 

MJ was spotted in a Walmart, he saw a sign that said: "Little Boys pants, half-off" and just had to stop.

 

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Young boy: "Mom, is God a man or a woman?"
Mom: "God is both a man and a woman."
Boy: "Is God black or white?"
Mom: "God is both black and white"
Boy: "Is God straight or gay?"
Mom: "God is both straight and gay."
Boy: "You mean..........God is Michael Jackson."

 

Q: What do a Big Mac and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: 40-year-old meat between 10-year-old buns