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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 04:23 PM
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Why do men want to marry virgins?
> They can't stand criticism.
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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 04:24 PM
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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
> Because those men already have boyfriends.
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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 04:24 PM
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
> After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 04:25 PM
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Didn't Raptor just post these?
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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 04:25 PM
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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
> The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by PeaceLove&S2K,Mar 30 2005, 09:25 AM


Didn't Raptor just post these?
Ooops, I haven't seen them ... I'll go check.

I was just shamelessly trying to engourge my post cock ...
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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 04:28 PM
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Same subject too. Had me confused initially.
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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 04:30 PM
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What do you call an aneorexic with a yeast infection?
>Quarter-Pounder with cheese
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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 04:31 PM
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Here ya go:
https://www.s2ki.com/forums/index.php?showt...offend+everyone
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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by PeaceLove&S2K,Mar 30 2005, 09:31 AM
Just found it, it was on the second page, so I didn't notice, since I follow the rules and don't read back ....
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