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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 04:14 PM
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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?


> Juan on Juan
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What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
> The position of the dirt bag
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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 04:20 PM
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What is a Yankee?
> The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
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Old Mar 29, 2005 | 04:21 PM
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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
> Doughnuts?
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Why is divorce so expensive?
> Because it's worth it.
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What do you call a smart blonde?
> A golden retriever.
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What do attorneys use for birth control?
> Their personalities.
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What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
> 45 lbs
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What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
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