OK, James, let's put this all together. You could come do a rendering plant with me (Breathe out your mouth -- very important!), dinner and drinks on me, fly on to Chicago, and do Jack, dressed up as a sheep. Now there's a movie script!

 

This is all very tempting

 

You have a very important client who's worth more than Warren Buffet. He's also quite an emotional philanderer, bouncing wildly from one capital venture to the next. He's convinced that the next great investment strike is greater LA rendering plants. BTW, he wants to peek in on the Chicago commodities market, his longer term goal of placing speculative money in the morning after he's been ed. He needs seasoned legal counsel. Run that up the flagpole, James.









BTW, did I mention that I'm covering your flight?

 

You didn't mention that one, George, that always makes the sell a lot easier to the FP

 

good ones James!

 

Do we have a deal, James ?

 

Nancy, You're more than welcome to inspect the rendering plant with me, Too.

 

I would love to George, but don't think I can really justify putting you to the expense of flying me over there ...

 

Oh well, it was worth a try.

 

Still no Jewish jokes! I am so NOT offended!