EVER WONDER
>
> Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
>
> Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
>
> Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
>
> Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
>
> Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
>
> Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
>
> Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing
> liquid made with real lemons?
>
> Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
>
> Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
>
> Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
>
> When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
>
> Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
>
> Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
>
> You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
> Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
>
> Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
>
> Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
>
> If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
>
> If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
>
> > > > > ------------------
> In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
> through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer
> goods.
>
> On a Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping.
> (and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
>
> On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
> Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
>
> On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
> (and that would be how???....)
>
> On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
> (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
>
> On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside
> down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
>
> On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:"Product will be hot after
> heating." (...and you thought????...)
>
> On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
> (but wouldn't this save me more time)?
>
> On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:! "Do not drive a car or operate
> machinery after taking this medication."
> (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if
> we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
>
> On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
> (and...I'm taking this because???....)
>
> On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
> (as opposed to...what)?
>
> On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
> (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
>
> On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
> (talk about a news flash)
>
> On an American Airlines packet t of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet,
eat
> nuts."
> (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
>
> On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable
> you to fly."
> (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
>
> On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
> or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
>
> Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
> stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to
> (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone. We all
need
> to smile every once in a while.
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Check you later...

 

neat stuff. when my mind turns into mush at the end of the day its nice to ponder questons in the CORNER.

 

I think it is the corner that turns my brain to mush in the first place!!!!!

 

Food for thought

 

You reckon?!?!

 

Let me think about that

 

you think?
i think?
let's all think?

 

My head hurt so I stopped thinking.

 

Stupidity is already rampant in our world.
Stupidity does not need to be spread. It needs to be contained!

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Cubic Inch
[B]Stupidity is already rampant in our world.
Stupidity does not need to be spread.