* Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.

 

* I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

 

* Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

 

* A guy walks into a butcher shop and says to the butcher .."i'll bet you a million bucks you can't jump up and grab the meat off the top shelf"

butcher goes, "no way I'd take that bet, the steaks are too high".!

 

Nice ones, James

I think this is my favourite.
[QUOTE]Originally posted by tokyo_james
* When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.

 

Good stuff James!

 

:asshole:

 

:wanker:

 

:american:

 

That does it, I'm going to kick your butt!! That is the WORST insult anyone has ever used towards me .....