Some guys have a crush on Christianne Amanpour. I have a crush on Charlsee Canty -- and her big hats.

 

Tell me that isn't the weirdest ing thing you've ever heard.

 

Is it just me, or is the KY Derby (and its surrounding hoopla) the stupidest sporting event known to man?

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Raptor
[B]Some guys have a crush on Christianne Amanpour.

 

Billy-

For me, the weirdest part is the crowd: billionaires in garish clothes and hats in luxury boxes and BBQs, nudity, drunkenness, and vomiting in the infield (and drunks yelling "Show us your tits.") -- all drinking Godawful mint juleps with really cheap bourbon.

 

I was just kidding about having a crush on Charlsee Canty yesterday, by the way. Jesus, I hope no one believed that. I said that to Mrs. Raptor after the race and she said "You what?"

 

Cheap bourbon in Kentucky?

 

I hear they have good fried chicken.