or maybe this...

 

Ready when you are Charlie

 

...and Chazmo wants you to know... WANTS US ALL TO KNOW (so I'm shouting)!!




... he's much bigger now!

 

I was thinking to muself that he did appear to protest rather too much

 

heh heh heh....<snicker>

 

MUCH BIGGER NOW! YES, I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW!

You know what's funny... I keep getting this shitty spam -- constantly -- about penis enlargement (and even breast enlargement).

I wanna know how my name got on these lists!!!

 

That's an easy one, Chaz. We just grabbed your email addy from your profile, subscribed to a bunch of porn sites using your credit card and IP addy, and away we went

 

Ahhh, I thought it was due to all the Viagra, Vaseline, and rap music albums I've been ordering online!

 

Charlie, are you REALLY sure you want to go there?!?!?!?!?

 

Probably not... it's too late now though!